If I Ran The Zoo

"It's a pretty good zoo"
Said young Gerald McGrew,
"And the fellow who runs it seems proud of it too."

"But if I ran the zoo,""
Said young Gerald McGrew,
"I'd make a few changes.
That's just what I'd do..."

The lions and tigers and that kind of stuff
They have up here now are not quite good enough.
You see things like these in just any old zoo.
They're awfully old-fashioned. I want something new!

(by Dr. Seuss)